Let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band
possibly-a-vampire:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

THAT LITTLE BLOCK IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER THAT DOESNT MOVE WITH THE REST OF THE GIF IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF IM GONNA THROW MY PHONE

possibly-a-vampire:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

THAT LITTLE BLOCK IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER THAT DOESNT MOVE WITH THE REST OF THE GIF IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF IM GONNA THROW MY PHONE

Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

nightlylouis:

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((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

THIS IS FREAKING GREAT

My children’s lit class ( the entirety minus me) made fun of this… Just because of the way the guys dressed and looked, I was like fuck you at least someone decided to do SOMETHING

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

oreoofficial:

people who dont care about dogs are people i dont care about

So Mat’s Birthday is on November 10th. That’s wicked cool haha same Birthday month, same tv and movie interest, he’s outdoorsy, I’m outdoorsy lol I really can’t wait to see him in the summer whooooot

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.